I hate you Omegle >.>

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: asl
You: 67,Male,Mexico City ;)
Stranger: creeper
Stranger: itsbecause of u this site sucks
You: Thank you :D
Stranger: fucker get a wife
You: I have a wife >.>
Stranger: oh then y r y on here? to get cheap tits?
You: No...To make time pass o.O
Stranger: fag get off
You: Make me bitch >:D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Omegle O:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: how did you lose your virginity?
You: Hi
You: Well its a long story
You: Do you have time?
Stranger: i have time
You: Okay...So I was at a bar all alone ._.
You: Annnnnd
You: I was a BIT drunlk
You: *drunk
You: ANNNND
You: I GOT WAPED
You: O.O
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The music washed away all the hate,And society started advancing,Every demographic was represented. It was a rainbow coalition of dancing.
Whoa! Everyone was wearing fingerless gloves! Whoaaaaaoaaaaaoh! I saw a spanish guy doing the Bartman!
Boombox by The Lonely Island (Feat. Julian Casablancas) 8D

xDDDD

xDDDD


Awww…So mean…i loooove it >:D

Awww…So mean…i loooove it >:D


hotchickseatingpizza:

I like to call this pizza eating technique the “Spring Breaker”. One in the mouth with hand support while you manage another one with your free hand.

hotchickseatingpizza:

I like to call this pizza eating technique the “Spring Breaker”. One in the mouth with hand support while you manage another one with your free hand.


O.O

Jocelynnexx: Doe, a deer a female deer, ray a drop of golden suuun
GustavsTeeth: O.O
Jocelynnexx: me a name I call myself Fa a long long way to run
GustavsTeeth: o.O
Jocelynnexx: so, a needle pulling thread, la a note to follow sooo
GustavsTeeth: =-O
Jocelynnexx: Tee, a drink with jam and bread, and that brings us back to doe!
GustavsTeeth: o.O...O.O...O.o
Jocelynnexx: Whaaaaaat?
GustavsTeeth: What are you siiinging?
GustavsTeeth: O.O

Kazoo's ftw

Jocelynnexx: *laughs* Soso, how's your wife? :-)
GustavsTeeth: Shes good...Thank god :3
Jocelynnexx: I'm glad!
GustavsTeeth: Me too :3
Jocelynnexx: I should buy her a kazoo!
Jocelynnexx: You know as a get well soon gift ;-)
GustavsTeeth: I think she would appreciate that xD
Jocelynnexx: I think she would too :-P
Jocelynnexx: Then you can be a family of kazoo players O.O
GustavsTeeth: That.Is.Awesome. O.O
Jocelynnexx: I know! You can like play concerts together! O:
GustavsTeeth: And be famous :-D
Jocelynnexx: Yes! The most famous kazoo playing family ever!
GustavsTeeth: Annnnd you can be our manager :3
Jocelynnexx: Yay!!!! And you can tour the world!
GustavsTeeth: Yayyy :-D
Jocelynnexx: *laughs* Andandandandandand you can get Tom to back up dance =-O And Bill to sing for you!
GustavsTeeth: Oh yeah! :-D And georg?
Jocelynnexx: He can....be a guest kazoo player :-D
GustavsTeeth: Awesome :-D
Jocelynnexx: Hehe that would actually be the weirdest thing ever. O_O
GustavsTeeth: It really would O.O I would laugh so much if people actually bought tickets to go xD
Jocelynnexx: lmfao xDD Well fans probably would just because Tokio Hotel was there :-P
GustavsTeeth: And that would be so true
GustavsTeeth: But they probably be reaked if they saw what was happening
GustavsTeeth: *freaked
Jocelynnexx: lmao no kidding xD I can actually picture this and I'm laughing so hard xDDD
GustavsTeeth: Me too xD

*flails*

Is it working? Is it working? Teeeellll me! Is it working?!?!


The reason for this :|

So...this is why I'm making this.
Jocelynnexx: Do you like waffles?
GustavsTeeth: Yeah :-D Why? xD
Jocelynnexx: Cuz I do too! :-D
GustavsTeeth: Waffles are yummy :-D
Jocelynnexx: Yuuup (: I luurve them
GustavsTeeth: Do you like pancakes?
Jocelynnexx: Yep, do you?
GustavsTeeth: Not as much as waffles :3
Jocelynnexx: Hehe I don't know which one I like more...
GustavsTeeth: xD We are sooooo weird! :3
Jocelynnexx: no kidding :-P
GustavsTeeth: But thats ok :3
Jocelynnexx: Iknow, it makes it more fun XD
GustavsTeeth: Exactly :3
GustavsTeeth: If only people saw our conversations xD
They'd laugh
Or be creeped out
o.O
Jocelynnexx: I should start posting them somewhere xDD
GustavsTeeth: haha You should :3
GustavsTeeth: Do you remember them all?
Jocelynnexx: no :-( But don't they get saved somewhere...?
Jocelynnexx: I'll go make a tumblr and post them there! =-O
GustavsTeeth: Oh yes :-D
GustavsTeeth: Woot
xD
Jocelynnexx: kay... and I'll try and find the other convos :-P
GustavsTeeth: haha That'll be funny
Jocelynnexx: it will!
GustavsTeeth: lol xD